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Why did the lobster cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
What's for lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?
Answer: Icebergers!
To get to the other tide.
Question: If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then what would you get?
Answer: Santa Clues!
What's for lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?
Answer: Icebergers!
How do snowmen travel around?
Answer: By icicle!
Answer: By icicle!
How does one snowman greet another?
Answer: Ice to meet you.
Answer: Ice to meet you.
What's the popular name of a snowman in summer?
Answer: A puddle.
Answer: A puddle.
What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food?
Answer: Brrrr- itos.
Answer: Brrrr- itos.
What kind of money do snowmen use at the North Pole?
Answer: Cold cash!
Answer: Cold cash!
How do you get to know if the snowman's in your bed?
Answer: You wake up wet!
Answer: You wake up wet!
What does a snowman likes to eat on Christmas Eve?
Answer:Turkey
Answer:
What kind of money does a snowman use?
Answer: Cold cash!
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Some jokes from one of our readers, flchen1:
Answer: Cold cash!
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Some jokes from one of our readers, flchen1:
Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Deery Queen
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Share a lovely clip of a Hallelujah Chorus by the people of Quinhagak in Alaska:
Link: http://youtu.be/LyviyF-N23A
And OHHHH this made me wince! From A Christmas Story - Tongue Stuck to Pole ...
Only available on Link: http://youtu.be/_RgCbcT8eEU
Link: http://youtu.be/LyviyF-N23A
And OHHHH this made me wince! From A Christmas Story - Tongue Stuck to Pole ...
Only available on Link: http://youtu.be/_RgCbcT8eEU
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No One to Trust - Julie Moffett
Icescapade - Josh Lanyon
16 comments:
The Hallelujah Chorus vid is AMAZING!!!!!!!
thanks for sharing
hahaha Today was exceptionally fun! I love the videos. And Brrrr- itos.
Merry Christmas to an awesome bunch of authors and a fantastic bunch of readers!
Oh my. Some of those jokes are groaners! Excuse me while I memorize a few for the office...
Thanks for the Friday funnies!
Q) What disease can you catch from putting up too many Christmas decorations?
A) Tinsilitis.
The lobster joke was mine :) Well, my son's.
I once caught and murdered 3 lobsters for a thermadore and ate them with a nice Chianti.
I'll need to throw the lobster joke into my book, Toni. :)
Love the "chess nuts boasting". Thanks for the morning laughs...
Thanks for the Friday Giggle!
I love that scene when the boy's tongue gets stuck to the post. This was just on TV last week. I watch it every year. Here's a couple of Christmas Q&As to add to the fun!
What do elves learn in school?
ANSWER: The Elf-abet
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
ANSWER: Frostbite
Thanks for today's post. It made me smile.
Vanessa
vbjf999@yahoo.com
Big smile at chess nuts boasting. Hope I can remember that one.
How fun! Thanks for sharing. Nothing like some corny jokes to brighten your day. :)
Love all the funnies! Merry Christmas!
Oh, my goodness! Some of those jokes just left me shaking my head! Merry Christmas.
I love, love, love bad/corny jokes!
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whatever you celebrate, I hope it is wonderful.
Jan
JanDgls at hotmail dot com
What a delightful site to visit! I enjoyed the jokes, the Hallelujah Chorus...everything! I will be back.
Merry Christmas to all!
LOL! Here are a couple more:
What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?
Both have Sandy Claws
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Mistletoe!!
Yep, more groaners for sure ;)
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