Why, Why, Why!!! Tell
my Why-eye eye
I was recently editing an MS
making sure I’d answered all the whys in the story and I realized I had my own real
life unanswered why questions. Like:
WHY doesn’t someone make a riding vacuum cleaner?
WHY doesn’t someone make a riding vacuum cleaner?
Why do people going to the gym look for
a close parking space?
Why do we press harder on a remote
control when we know the batteries are about dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on
'insufficient funds' when they know there is insufficient money?
Why does someone believe you when you
say there are four billion stars, but they fricking have to check when you say
the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when a revolver is thrown at him?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when a revolver is thrown at him?
Why
does a
slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a
substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Why
did people in
the 60s take acid to make the world weird and now that the world is weird take
Prozac to make it normal?
Why
do hot dogs
come 6 to a pack and the buns come 8 to a pack
If people
evolved from apes, why are there
still apes?
Why is it no matter what color bubble
bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
Why is there never a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why is there never a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people touch a pregnant woman’s belly and say congrats
but never touch a guy’s penis and say good job?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do some people keep reading a bad book to the bitter end to see if it’s going to get better?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do some people keep reading a bad book to the bitter end to see if it’s going to get better?
Why when you finally get time to watch
TV there is nothing on the 10 million channels you want to watch?
Why did I get such pleasure naming my
wifi connection FBIsurvan?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table, you always manage to knock something else over?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table, you always manage to knock something else over?
Did you ever think that-
Someday health nuts are going
to feel stupid dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson
from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Good health is merely the
slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Give a person a sandwich and
you feed them for a day, teach a person to use
the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. ;-) BTW if you see one without an erection, make
him a sandwich.
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really
good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down
the stairs.
Life is like eating a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might burn
your ass tomorrow.
We know exactly where one cow
with Mad-cow-disease or one chicken with bird flu is located among millions but
we haven't got a clue as to where criminals and terrorists are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of finding them.
The statistics
on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of
mental illness. Think of three friends -- if they're okay, could it be you.
Can you answer
my questions? Do you have any unanswered
why questions?
Rita writes sexy stories about Extraordinary Women and the
Men they Love. http://ritahenuber.com
14 comments:
OMG, Rita, thanks for the laugh!! I about spit out my coffee at the thought of telling a man's penis "good job." LOL
And I never thought about Tarzan without a beard...sounds like a great shaving commercial. Or why the bubbles in a bath are white and not the color of the soap - fascinating.
You blew my mind. Thanks, I think. LOL
Bwahahahahahahaha!! Hilarious, Rita! Thanks for the laugh! The Tarzan one caught my eye, too. Life is full of unanswered questions!! :)
Fabulous! Thanks for the laugh, Rita. I am now thinking about penises and sandwiches :)
You're a hoot, Miss Rita. And yes, I am as stumped as the rest of the ladies...why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Okay Tarzan's secret is Nair Hair Removal for Men. Jungle strength. Found wherever mattresses are on sale
Rita, this list is great. You can't let it just die. Why don't you blog/publish/swamp the media with it? Or post a different one a week under your signature line. Readers will love them and be curious about your books. I swear.
Love it. Rita--you can do more with this. Column in Mag maybe?
Too funny, Rita! Thanks for the laught.
OMG, Rita, I love this! Thanks for the laugh.
Jean's right. You can't let this die.
Very fun. And I can answer all your whys in one sentence. 'Because that's the way it is!'
Love it, Rita! Laughing over my coffee!
Super funny! I like "Make him a sandwich."
Thanks everbody. I knew when I posted this I would need a snile and a giggle this week. I didn't know so many more would.
Okay, I'm late, but this is hysterical! Thanks for the laugh!
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