Case #: 012242010-000467
Date: December 24, 2010
Incident Time: 23:15
Assisting Officers:
Officer Jack Frosty; Officer Cindy Lou Who
Details:
Officers were directed to the scene by 911 call.
Victim female, age 68. Found on front lawn outside 222 Mistletoe Avenue. DOA. Marks present on forehead; consistent with deer hoof track visible near body. (see photo exhibit 7)
Witness #1, GRANDPA, claims victim drank eggnog in quantity before she left house. (Toxicology report ordered.)
Witness #2, GRANDSON, claims victim left house seeking medications.
Witness #3 UNCLE MEL, claims heard sound of sleigh bells and voice calling, "Ho, Ho-no!"
Reporting Clerk: Officer J. Wachowski, author "In Plain View"
10 comments:
Very cute! And I love the photo - perfect for "the crime."
Very funny :) Merry Christmas.
Poor Grandma!!
And a ho ho ho to you, too! Merry Christmas!
Ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho!! Have a great Christmas!!
Who here doesn't have Crime Scene tape laying around the house?
I know you dooooo....
Merry Merry Everyone!
Ha Ha Ha - Loved your post. I think grandma died happy.
Fun!
Merry Christmas!
Great post! Merry Christmas!
Clever!
*lol*
Happy Christmas!
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