Hold on to your Liberty scarves, everyone. Guess what? I just realized I have at least five things in common with my favorite TV and
book detective, Jessica (J.B.) Fletcher. And they’re pretty much indisputable:
1.
I write murder mysteries.
2.
I live in a small New England town.
3.
I use my middle initial in my pen name.
4.
I own a yellow slicker, sturdy boots, and a trench
coat.
5.
I do not care for radishes.
I was in my twenties, living in New York City, when the
long-running CBS show Murder She Wrote
first hit the air. I worked in publishing—as an editor, not an author. But even
then, I wanted to be just like Jessica someday.
First and foremost, of course, J.B. Fletcher was a super-successful
mystery novelist. A fictional one, yes, but for some reason I preferred to
think of her as a living, breathing queen of suspense like another of my idols,
Mary Higgins Clark. Jessica was smart, well-read, and considerably more
observant than I, with Holmes-like powers of deduction and a keen sense of intuition,
especially when it came to human nature. Not to mention, Jessica was also compassionate,
kind, and committed to justice for all. What could be more important than that?
Plus, she knew her way around a Royal typewriter (I was at least
three months into my publishing career before I finally mastered the IBM
Selectric). Eventually she graduated to a computer and Windows 3.1 (probably
more easily than I did). Oh, and here’s another thing J.B. Fletcher and I have
in common: We both work at our kitchen tables.
Which brings us to Jessica’s hometown of Cabot Cove, Maine. Who
wouldn’t want to live in a coastal Mayberry? We won’t even talk about J.B.
Fletcher’s irresistibly charming Victorian house. It wasn’t until fairly
recently that I was disappointed to learn those heartwarming, New England-y shots
of “Cabot Cove” were filmed in Mendocino, California. The actual house is
there, too: the present Blair House Inn.
But the interior of 698 Candlewood
Lane? Originally, it was a set for The
Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. (Ouch.) I guess that means the cozy kitchen
wasn’t real. Well, no mind. Here’s another thing J.B. Fletcher and I have in common:
We both drink tons of tea. Hers hot, mine iced. And I do have some equally
lovely china cups and plates. A few may be on the chipped side.
I can’t say that, back in the
eighties, I envied J.B. Fletcher’s practical-but-stylish, matronly-but-feminine
wardrobe. But as I’ve gotten older, and since I’m a New Englander, I share her
fondness for classic tweed blazers and warm sweaters that nicely skim the hips.
I haven’t grown into those scarves yet, though.
While always humble, Jessica was highly
popular and something of a celebrity in Cabot Cove. Not quite as many people
have even heard of me in my own tiny town. More of them are starting to
recognize me, though, thanks to the yellow knit, crime tape scarf I got for Christmas
this year. But if any of my neighbors or our local constabulary knocked on my
non-Victorian door to ask for help solving a murder, I’d probably lock myself
in the basement and cower. Guess that was another thing I admired about
Jessica: her courage. Even with a suspect threatening her life, which was
practically every episode, she stayed cool.
As a prolific and highly
professional writer, Jessica was usually on some kind of deadline or other, but
she was a champion multi-tasker—and quite good at saying no, unless someone’s
life was at stake. (Maybe not one of my strong points. Sigh.) And she did
travel often, with all those extravagant dinners and speaking engagements and promotional
trips, courtesy of her publisher.
Ah, the rock-star writer’s life. Those
days are long gone, I’m afraid. On the other hand, in those same good old days,
Jessica wrote as J.B. Fletcher—in part to preserve her privacy, perhaps, but
more likely to downplay the fact that she was a writer who happened to be a
woman. In quite a few of those Murder She Wrote episodes, Jessica and the other female characters encounter
incidents of sexism that will make you cringe. Not because they happened back then—but because they still do. Through it all, though, Jessica remained above the
fray.
J.B. Fletcher would probably have a
few things to say about all the changes in publishing today. But she was always
a pragmatist. She didn’t always approve of her book covers, or the plot changes a new
editor requested, but she let her stories do the talking. Clearly, Jessica
loved her work, and she focused on creating the best books possible, backed by
solid research. Yes, she watched her sales figures and general trends, but bottom
line? She kept her fingers to the keyboard.
Jessica, if you’re reading this,
you may be concerned I misled readers a tiny bit by using the word “romance” in
my blog title. Yes, I know you’ll always be true to your late husband, Frank
Fletcher, and that you and Dr. Seth Hazlitt were just friends, and ditto that
guy from Scotland Yard. It wasn’t a marketing ploy, or anything. I meant “romance”
in the larger sense, you see. Um…Jessica?
Well, anyway, I’ll keep working on being more
like you. In the meantime: Next, on
Murder
She Wrote (
theme song here)…