NOT YOUR USUAL SUSPECTS

A group blog featuring an international array of killer mystery, suspense, and romantic suspense writers. With premises and story lines different from your run-of-the-mill whodunits, we tend to write outside the box. We blog several times a week on all topics relating to romantic suspense and mystery, our writing, and our readers. We welcome all comments! and often have guest bloggers.

We find our genre delightfully, dangerously, and deliciously exciting - join us here, if you do too!


Julie Moffet . Clare London . Cathy Perkins . Jean Harrington . Daryl Anderson . Nico Rosso . Maureen A. Miller . Marcelle Dube . Sandy Parks . Lisa Q Mathews . Sharon Calvin . Lynne Connolly . Janis Patterson

Friday, December 16, 2011

Celebration and Chuckles

IT'S FRIDAY FUN! and the Not Your Usual Suspects authors share some jokes and cheeky fun with you all through the Holiday season :)

Feel free to share YOUR jokes in the comments - maybe we'll include some of them in later blog posts!

**Comment on any post this month & be entered to win FREE BOOKS!**
***Countdown today: SEVEN BOOKS under the Christmas tree, see below***



Why did the lobster cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Question: If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then what would you get?
Answer: Santa Clues!

What's for lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?
Answer: Icebergers!

How do snowmen travel around?
Answer: By icicle!

How does one snowman greet another?
Answer: Ice to meet you.

What's the popular name of a snowman in summer?
Answer: A puddle.

What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food?
Answer: Brrrr- itos.

What kind of money do snowmen use at the North Pole?
Answer: Cold cash!

How do you get to know if the snowman's in your bed?
Answer: You wake up wet!

What does a snowman likes to eat on Christmas Eve?
Answer: Turkey with snow topping.

What kind of money does a snowman use?
Answer: Cold cash!

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Some jokes from one of our readers, flchen1:

Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.



                                     





                                    

Share a lovely clip of a Hallelujah Chorus by the people of Quinhagak in Alaska:



Link: http://youtu.be/LyviyF-N23A

And OHHHH this made me wince! From A Christmas Story - Tongue Stuck to Pole ...

Only available on Link: http://youtu.be/_RgCbcT8eEU





Update on the BOOK GIVEAWAY:
Follow this on each post during Dec as the books mount up. Comment on any post to to be entered in the draw. Final prize giveaway on Jan 2!

SEVEN BOOKS TO DATE!






Blinded by Our Eyes by Clare London
Dead Silent - Shirley Wells
Sea of Suspicion by Toni Anderson
Under Fire by Rita Henuber
The Shoeless Kid - Marcelle Dube
No One to Trust - Julie Moffett
Icescapade - Josh Lanyon

16 comments:

Rita said...

The Hallelujah Chorus vid is AMAZING!!!!!!!
thanks for sharing

Maureen A. Miller said...

hahaha Today was exceptionally fun! I love the videos. And Brrrr- itos.

Merry Christmas to an awesome bunch of authors and a fantastic bunch of readers!

Marcelle Dubé said...

Oh my. Some of those jokes are groaners! Excuse me while I memorize a few for the office...

Anne said...

Thanks for the Friday funnies!

Q) What disease can you catch from putting up too many Christmas decorations?
A) Tinsilitis.

Toni Anderson said...

The lobster joke was mine :) Well, my son's.
I once caught and murdered 3 lobsters for a thermadore and ate them with a nice Chianti.

Maureen A. Miller said...

I'll need to throw the lobster joke into my book, Toni. :)

Anne Marie Becker said...

Love the "chess nuts boasting". Thanks for the morning laughs...

Chrissy Munder said...

Thanks for the Friday Giggle!

Vanessa said...

I love that scene when the boy's tongue gets stuck to the post. This was just on TV last week. I watch it every year. Here's a couple of Christmas Q&As to add to the fun!

What do elves learn in school?
ANSWER: The Elf-abet

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
ANSWER: Frostbite

Thanks for today's post. It made me smile.

Vanessa
vbjf999@yahoo.com

Elise Warner said...

Big smile at chess nuts boasting. Hope I can remember that one.

Cynthia Justlin said...

How fun! Thanks for sharing. Nothing like some corny jokes to brighten your day. :)

Barbara said...

Love all the funnies! Merry Christmas!

Karen C said...

Oh, my goodness! Some of those jokes just left me shaking my head! Merry Christmas.

Anonymous said...

I love, love, love bad/corny jokes!

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whatever you celebrate, I hope it is wonderful.


Jan

JanDgls at hotmail dot com

GladysMP said...

What a delightful site to visit! I enjoyed the jokes, the Hallelujah Chorus...everything! I will be back.

Merry Christmas to all!

flchen1 said...

LOL! Here are a couple more:

What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?
Both have Sandy Claws

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Mistletoe!!

Yep, more groaners for sure ;)

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